-> "I'm Heavin' Off A Cruise Ship"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Leavin' On A Jet Plane"
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Heavin' Off A Cruise Ship"
The Lyrics
The barf bag is out I'm ready to hurl
I suffer here propped up by the rail
I hate to wake you up to ease my plight
But my gut is wrenchin' and it's nearly torn
The doctor's waitin' at the clinic'c door
Already I'm so seasick I could die
Chorus:
So lead me and talk for me
Tell me he'll prescribe for me
Show me 'cause I don't know where to go
'Cause I'm heavin' off a cruise ship
Don't know where the boat's clinic is
Oh no, I have to blow
There's to many steps I'm goin' down
So many turns I've turned around
I tell you now, I don't know a thing
Every pace I pace, I heave and puke
Every step I step, I greive and puke
When I get there, I'll need some dramamine
(Repeat Chorus)
Now the Doc has come to see me
One quick look he seems to freeze
Blood shot eyes and pasty face
Doc quickly prescribes some drugs
Now I won't have to heave so much
About this time, Any price I'll pay
(Repeat Chorus)
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