I had no lunch, and my truck had just broken down
Stuck out on a dirt road, the walk was far, into town
There was no one who could help, and untold hours since I ate
There was none to pick me up, it seemed like a strange twist of fate
When I stopped to take a rest
I saw a lamb’s mother
In a small pen
Now I must confess


Yes, it’s true, (yes it’s true) I was hungry so I sucked a ewe
Yes, it’s true, (yes it’s true) I was lucky to have nursed a ewe
‘Cause I was weak ( I was weak) and I’m happy to have suckled sheep


I clenched my mouth, and really chomped down vigorously
I bobbed my head up and down, just like the lamb that was next to me
I caught myself throwing up, but soon I sucked and sucked away
Found myself slowing up, when I had enough milk to sate
Its milks was so rich and sweet
And it saved my life
Now I’m udderly... grateful for that lamb’s teat

Yes, it’s true, (yes it’s true) I was hungry so I sucked a ewe
Yes, it’s true, (yes it’s true) I was lucky to have nursed a ewe
‘Cause I was weak ( I was weak) and I’m happy to have suckled sheep


I was caught by Farmer Les
Under the sheep’s udder
Sucking its tits
And making a mess



Yes, it’s true, (yes it’s true) I was hungry so I sucked a ewe
Yes, it’s true, (yes it’s true) I was lucky to have nursed a ewe
‘Cause I was weak ( I was weak) and I’m happy to have suckled sheep
Yes, it’s true, (yes it’s true) I was hungry so I sucked a ewe
I’m lucky to have nursed a ewe
Happy to have sucked that ewe