Nuts and Squirrels, Nuts and Squirrels
Come together like a guy and girl
Chi-tter chatter lovers...
You'd both go nuts without each other

Nuts and Squirrels, Nuts & Squirrels
They're a VIP* in rodent circles
Ask the Bellevue Sentry
And he'll wise crack, "Evidently!" **

Try, try, try, to give them peanuts
They're so pursuant
Try, try, try, and they will fill-der-guts
To your amusement

Nuts and Squirrels, Nuts and Squirrels
Nuts and Squirrels, Nuts and Squirrels
Yes you're right young lovers...
You cant share nuts and not discover

Nuts and Squirrels, Nuts and Squirrels
Go together like a diamond/pearl
Where's your tennis bracelet?
A squirrel stores nuts, don't misplace it

Nuts and Squirrels, Nuts and Squirrels
Some are little brutes with their ta-ils curled
Ask the lone Park Ranger
And he will say, "They're no real danger."

Try, try, try, to pet these pipsqueaks
Please use some caution
Try, try, try and you will only Shriek!
From sheer exhaustion

Nuts and Squirrels, Nuts and Squirrels
Meet together like a walnut kernel
Up the pine tree damn ye!
You can't store nuts inside my pantry

* V-ery I-seperable P-air
** I hear from nuts like you everyday.