Song Parodies -> Come on Donald Say, 'You're Fired!'
| Original Song Title: | "Light My Fire" |
| Original Performer: | The Doors |
| Parody Song Title: | "Come on Donald Say, 'You're Fired!'" |
| Parody Written by: | Lionel Mertens |
(organ intro)
You knew that he would seem a scrooge
You knew that he could play umpire
When the cobra struck at you
You knew your time had then expired
Come on Donald, Say "You're Fired!"
Come on Donald, Say "You're Fired!"
Try to set a boardroom fire
Your time of humping legs is through
K-9 so happy with desire
Trump now jerked your chain unloose
And your love becomes a hydrant spire
Come on Donald, say "You're Fired!"
Come on Donald, say "You're Fired!"
Try to build a vast empire
(organ instumental)
You know reality can be so cruel
You know that brains should be inspired
If we all were to act like you (speaking to the fired apprentice)
Drink, and drugs wouldn't be required
Come on Donald, say "You're Fired!"
Come on Donald, Say "You're Fired!"
Try to part your hair much higher
"The Donald" orchestrates his dew
The hair says barbers ain't been hired
Laugh now, and you will feel the noose
And your job will end as limo driver
Come on Donald, say "You're Fired!"
Come on Donald, Say "You're Fired!"
Try to stretch your limo wider
(organ fade-out over frenzied screaming)
You knew that he would seem a scrooge
You knew that he could play umpire
When the cobra struck at you
You knew your time had then expired
Come on Donald, Say "You're Fired!"
Come on Donald, Say "You're Fired!"
Try to set a boardroom fire
Your time of humping legs is through
K-9 so happy with desire
Trump now jerked your chain unloose
And your love becomes a hydrant spire
Come on Donald, say "You're Fired!"
Come on Donald, say "You're Fired!"
Try to build a vast empire
(organ instumental)
You know reality can be so cruel
You know that brains should be inspired
If we all were to act like you (speaking to the fired apprentice)
Drink, and drugs wouldn't be required
Come on Donald, say "You're Fired!"
Come on Donald, Say "You're Fired!"
Try to part your hair much higher
"The Donald" orchestrates his dew
The hair says barbers ain't been hired
Laugh now, and you will feel the noose
And your job will end as limo driver
Come on Donald, say "You're Fired!"
Come on Donald, Say "You're Fired!"
Try to stretch your limo wider
(organ fade-out over frenzied screaming)
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No downsizing of ratings here: You're fivered!
The late, great Spy magazine used to refer to Trump as the "short-fingered vulgarian." This parody is Spy-class.
Great job, Lionel....here's a 5 for the K9 who's happy with desire, and another 5 for the barbers who ain't been hired, and...most of all...here's your third 5 for the "frenzied screaming".
I thought this was great, Lionel!
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