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Song Parodies -> "If You're Crabby..."

Original Song Title:

"If You're Happy and You Know it (Clap your Hands)"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"If You're Crabby..."

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

If you're crabby and they notice, pinch your face (pinch, pinch)
If unhappy and you throw fits; watch your ways (hint, hint)
If, you're crabby and unfocused
Then your eyes will surely crow it
If you're crabby and they notice;
Pinch your face!

If you're sour and they see you, purse your pus (smooch, smooch)
If you're bothered "cause they tease you - you're a wous (boo, hoo)
If you're sour and they grieve you
No matter how they perceive you
If you're sour and they see you
Purse your pus!

If she's crabby and you know it, pinch her waist (synch, synch)
If she's nagging "cause she's goaded, plead your case (wench, wench)
If she's crabby and atrocious
Then you're wife will surely protest
If she's crabby and you notice
Crawl away!

If you're crabby "cause your held back, claw your way (claw, claw)
If you're snappy like a shell back, you'll delay (snap, snap)
If you're crabby in your dungeon
Then your life is needing gumption
If you're stifled at the luncheon
Claw your way (I'll see you at the top!)




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Stephen Harrington - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice polar opposite, 555.
John Barry - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
A jaunty jingle.
Lionel Mertens - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks John and Stephen
Johnny D - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment
A looney tune.

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