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Song Parodies -> "Guys with Dry Nipples"

Original Song Title:

"Nights in White Satin"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Moody Blues

Parody Song Title:

"Guys with Dry Nipples"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Guys with dry nipples
Never on tap for milk
Ladies can suckle
Never nursing for real
Man breasts aren't merely pecs
Let her lips explore
It makes for good sex
You'll soon be engorged
Cause she loves to
Yes she loves to
Oh, how she loves to


Hot areolas
Flesh tips for lips
Chest zones erogenous
But not well equipped
Some favor piercings
Studs to lick and to rub
She thinks it's ecstasy
When she bites on his nubs
Boy she loves to
Yes, she loves to
Oh, how she loves to
Oh, how she loves to


Scots with hot nipples
Go commando in kilts
Lassies who've suckled
Savor cream never spilt
Bagpipes can only hiss
How these Scots have scored
Played out her fetish
Behind bedroom doors
"Cause she loves to
Yes, she loves to
Oh, how she loves to
Oh, how she loves to

{Epilogue spoken}


Lick hot oh slathering tongue
Feel chest heave with blistering lungs
Chest fetish women speak up and rejoice
A little girl's pleasure--pleasantly voiced
Unbridled ladies nurture your chaps
Burly man bring your chest to her yap
New mothers lick up and suckle his paps
Golden girlie girls wake up from your naps
Flesh-colored orb that lights his chest
Excretes a creamy soft tenderness
Love is great and sex is sweet
When she partakes of manly teats
Her love is no perversion


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John Barry - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Lac'd out loud when not tittering. Very well written.
alvin rhodes - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
masterfully written....unique concept too....5s
AFW - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds right to me...great job
Stuart McArthur - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
nicely done, esp. at the end - 555

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