He was a farmer’s son from Kentucky
And a very enterprising young man
Who excelled in all of his studies
With his carpe diem plan

Now his Momma named him Reginald
But his Daddy always called him Regg
And when he went off to dentist school
You saw his determined edge

Cause we all need to make a living
Doing what we do well
And ol’ Regg he was on his way to bein a
Healthcare professional


Paging Dr. Reginald
We want to welcome you aboard
We’re mighty proud you’re working here
In our brand new dental ward


Oh, paging Dr. Reginald
You’re a gas to all the staff
Who needs nitrous oxide, when you’re
You’re always making us laugh


He’d become Doctor Regg to his patients
And a multi-family executive
By investing into apartments
Where many folk came to live


Now as a landlord, he was a natural cause
Collecting rent was like pullin teeth
And where other men would’ve crumbled
He was solid underneath


Cause we all want to be successful
Going with what we know
And ol’ Regg he kept on increasing his
Real estate portfolio

Paging Dr. Reginald
You have a tenant who needs help
They got a toothache something fierce
And their rent is in the mail

Oh, paging Dr. Reginald
Your young lawyer is on hold
He needs his retainer would ya
Pop it out its mold

After many long years of service
And earning a behavioral health degree
Ol’ Dr. Regg the psychologist
Retired from dentistry

Now his parents, they had both passed away
And the city, seemed to loose its charm
So Dr. Regg he came on home to stay
To work his ancestral farm, oh yeah!

Cause we all need to keep on livin
Enjoying our rightful share
And Ol’ Regg he had become a
Dr. Extraordinaire

Paging Dr. Reginald
You’re amazing in mental health
We don’t know why your working here
With all your rental wealth

Oh, paging Dr. Reginald
Your missed in the dental field
And when it comes to farmin you’re
Out standing in your lentil field