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Song Parodies -> "A Passable Woman?"

Original Song Title:

"A Natural Woman"

Original Performer:

Aretha Franklin

Parody Song Title:

"A Passable Woman?"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Going out, dressed like Boris Day
Men often were... quite unbeGUYled
And when some dude would turn and run the other way
Gosh, it hurt to be... reviled
Before the day I drugged you, I was so repined
Now I’m the ‘HE’ you can’t leave behind

Cause I make you drool, I make the rules, I have you fooled I
Could Pass for a woman (Whoa Man!)

When my voice, grew rather deep and low
You never seemed to notice
You didn’t care about my dong I see
In our bliss, having coitus
Now you’re not quite as rankled of who’s your paramour
And if I please my daddy, who cares what’s in my drawers

Now I must reveal, You make me squeal, you make me feel I
Could Pass for a woman (Whoa Man!)

Oh, daddy, are you hung-a-ry?
I wanna keep you satified
I just wanna to be loved by you
You make me feel like a bride

I can’t conceal, my sex appeal, has made me feel I
Could Pass for a woman (Whoa Man!)

Now be for real, tell me for real, you think I really just
Might Pass for a Woman (No Man!)

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Patrick - August 31, 2011 - Report this comment
In states that have not yet legalized gay marriage, do they ask for proof of manhood and womanhood before issuing the license? Is it gay if a man marries a man thinking that he's a she? We could get into some complex legal issues here. But I have other fish to fry, and ships to sink.
Live And Let Live - August 31, 2011 - Report this comment
And what about transsexuals like now Chaz Bono? There's been debate of now-him since Chaz is going to be on "Dancing With the Stars"? Anyway, the government clerks are too analytical and pedantic. I agree, Patrick - there are WAY too many fish to fry anyway.

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