HERB
I think it's cool to clip the mattress tag
Me counting sheep is such a boring bag
The Serta I bought will never go to the cops
I realize I love it 'cause I won't get caught, hey, hey

PEACHES
I spent my ev'nings with a waterbed
Regret the moment that I had it bled
The outpour had such a way of floodin' so much
I know now that I love it, for insurance cuts, hey, hey


CHORUS: BOTH
Am I Right for? clipping mattress tags
Am I Right for? draining water bags
There's one perfect crime
And, Serta, thinks that it's fine
I should be in the night courts, To see "Am I Right for?", hey hey


PEACHES
I sit here starin' at the same old rhymes
Come back to life just when I twist the linesl
I wished I could climb right through Dr. Dimento's mind
And give you what you want so you will stay online, hey, hey

HERB
I can parody, Charles, I can play
I've found it very hard to stay away
As I parody on precious duets like these
I'm glad your site's the gateway 'cause I have the keys, hey, hey

CHORUS: BOTH
Am I Right for? twisting classic songs
Am I Right for? making meanings gong
There's one perfect crime
And, Charles, thinks that it's fine
I should be in the night courts, to see "Am I Right for?", hey hey

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ba-a-a-by

Mr. Charles, You're a solid gas
And you're exactly what bulls have to pass
All through the day
And all through the night
BOTH: I'll give you all the songs I have with all my might, hey, hey

CHORUS: BOTH with FADE in middle
Am I Right for? twisting classic songs
Am I Right for? making meanings gong
There's one perfect crime
And, Charles, thinks that it's fine
I should be in the night courts, to see "Am I Right for?", hey hey