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Song Parodies -> "She Has A Very Good Rear"

Original Song Title:

"It Was A Very Good Year"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"She Has A Very Good Rear"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

This is a total work of fiction. The Angeline character in this parody does not exist. How's that for a disclaimer? I swear I never touched this woman.
Her name is Angeline
She has a very good rear
It is a very good rear for working girls
Her soft leather tights
Just glide with the lights
On the red light scene
How men love Angeline

When she goes out to clubs
She will drink a very good beer
It is a very good beer for six pack curls
She blows off the head
With all its foamy spread
A Jurassic love
When she goes out to clubs

Then she grew paranoid
She has a terrible fear
She has a terrible fear of road running squirrels
With retributive schemes
They hide by scenic scenes
They're hard to avoid
That's why she's paranoid

And now the work lacks perks
Stuck at the bottom of the tier
But still she treats all the Johns as Halloween
>the masquerade
>is the trick of her trade
And she works free and clear
She has a very good rear

She's is a mess of good cheer

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stuart mcarthur - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
two Angeline parodies in one day? - although this one won't last long if she keeps road-running those retributive squirrels (nasty pieces of work, they are) - nice job Lionel - 555
AFW - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
For this tush that thrives...I push fives....I like your style, here, Lionel Very smooth...and I don't care if she has a nutty fear of squirrels..where can I meat her?
AFW - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
For this tush that thrives...I push fives....I like your style, here, Lionel Very smooth...and I don't care if she has a nutty fear of squirrels..where can I meat her?
John Barry - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Great OS; kinda tough to parody. Nice job. 5s
Bill Clinton - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I never had sexual relations with this woman.
Michael Pacholek - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Lionel: She's the most wonderful dame with that rear? Wish I'd thought of that. (Wait, I did, but the song was for J-Lo.) AFW: As George Costanza would say, "We have no deal with the squirrels!" Bill: In that case, would you mind if I pursued her? 'Cause Catherine Zeta-Jones got me thrown out of her "Saturday Night Live" taping over the weekend.
Agrimorfee - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(Mike, your statement requires more details!) Cool parody, Lionel 555.

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