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Song Parodies -> "Daddy's got a Peacock"

Original Song Title:

"Mama's got a Squeeze Box"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Daddy's got a Peacock"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Well I'll be! Daddy done finally found a way to combat the incessant strains of mamma's squeeze box. You know'd what he done? Why he's gone off and bought himself a PEACOCK! He sure "nough did. I guess he was fed up with momma constantly fiddle fartin' around with that dag nab, circus music contraption she unrightly calls an accordion. Well, now she's da one who ain't getting' no sleep at night.

Daddy's got a peacock
That roosts in his barn
And if Mama's sows oats
He doesn't give a darn

When he's strutting on by
Let the Dixie's sounds fly
Daddy's got a peacock
Mama's gettin' no shut eye

Let the kids all bleat
And the sound wake sheep
There's no mistaking this Dixie
Coming from the sheets

When he's spreading her tail
Let the Dixie sounds wail
Daddy's got a peacock
Mama's always likes to yell

He moans Ooh! and Yeow! and Ooh! and Yeow! and Ooh! and Yeow! and Ooh! and Yeow!

He's moaning oh my
While the pussy sounds fly
Daddy's got a peacock
Mama getting' no shut eye

He moans, yeowza, oh baby yeowza
Come on I'll mount ya like I do
It's so intense with you
Daddy's got a peacock
Momma's getting' no shut eye

He moans Ooh! and Yeow! and Ooh! and Yeow! and Ooh! and Yeow! and Ooh! and Yeow!

"Cause he's plucking all night
And her box is so right
Daddy's got a peacock
Mama's getting no shut eye

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Total Votes: 5

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alvin rhodes - November 16, 2006 - Report this comment
wonderfully strange concept...and for people who have never heard a peacock...they make the most annoying squawk EVER
John Barry - November 16, 2006 - Report this comment
As in the OS, I sense double entendre. Nice job.
AFW - November 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Maybe this is the old NBC color peacock..good one
Meriadoc - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
There are few ways to make the OS more annoying, but I think you just managed it beautifully! 5's.

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