Song Parodies -> Whitney's Gotta Detox
| Original Song Title: | "Squeeze Box" |
| Original Performer: | The Who |
| Parody Song Title: | "Whitney's Gotta Detox" |
| Parody Written by: | Lionel Mertens |
Whitney's gotta detox
She's toked on her last
And when Bobby comes home
They always have a bash
'Cause she's smokin' all night
And the diva ain't right
Whitney's gotta detox
Bobby never slaps her light
Well the kids don't sing (I believe our children are our future)
And the maid find things
There's no escape from the diva
In the tabloid scene
'Cause she's callin' Oprah
And Doctor Phil McGraw
Whitney's gotta detox
Bobby never slaps her light
She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
She's smokin' all night
And the diva's up tight
Whitney's gotta detox
Bobby never slaps her light
She yells, leave me, come on and leave me
Come on release me would you dude
I'm not in touch with you
Whitney's gotta detox
Bobby never slaps her light
They go in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
'Cause she's smokin' all night
And the diva ain't right
Whitney's gotta detox
Daddy never sleeps at night
She's toked on her last
And when Bobby comes home
They always have a bash
'Cause she's smokin' all night
And the diva ain't right
Whitney's gotta detox
Bobby never slaps her light
Well the kids don't sing (I believe our children are our future)
And the maid find things
There's no escape from the diva
In the tabloid scene
'Cause she's callin' Oprah
And Doctor Phil McGraw
Whitney's gotta detox
Bobby never slaps her light
She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
She's smokin' all night
And the diva's up tight
Whitney's gotta detox
Bobby never slaps her light
She yells, leave me, come on and leave me
Come on release me would you dude
I'm not in touch with you
Whitney's gotta detox
Bobby never slaps her light
They go in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
'Cause she's smokin' all night
And the diva ain't right
Whitney's gotta detox
Daddy never sleeps at night
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Stating the obvious, but still quite good. :-)
This parody can't be beat.....
"in and out and in and out" of consciousness, I assume? hehe 545
I knew I was gonna like this the instant I saw the title... and you didn't disappoint.
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