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Song Parodies -> "Rich Cuss & Lazarus"

Original Song Title:

"Incense & Peppermints"

Original Performer:

Strawberry Alarm Clock

Parody Song Title:

"Rich Cuss & Lazarus"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics


Ba-ba, ba-ba
Ba-ba, ba-ba

BIG WIGS - red neck pigs
Different routes

BIG SHOTS - tiny tots
Not in cahoots

JAG LADY - bag lady
Sharing no ties

Rich Cuss and Lazarus

Dis - par - ity ensues
Would you walk in, an amputee’s shoes?

Rich Cuss and Lazarus
Commonless ground

Comfort - Torment
Turn your life around

How can you help?
Who can you help?
Yeah, man

Where can you help?
You may need help!
Yeah, you

Lets embrace the human race...
Girls and Boys

Lend a hand to programs
We can share our new toys

Hodgepodge and demigods
Likely to fool

A litmus for analysts
The golden rule

Please share your half baked views
We can be friends, you simply amuse

[Instrumental Break]

Goof offs -Romanovs
Bolshevik surge

Gulags - Camelots
Stalin’s great purge

Khrushchev cedes Kennedy
Castro is spurned

Rich Cuss and Lazarus
What have we all learned?

Who cares behind closed doors?
If dogs lick bums, with opening sores

Rich Cuss - Lazarus
Rich Cuss - Lazarus



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Total Votes: 6

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Alexander's Rag Tag Band - March 28, 2018 - Report this comment
Very imaginative. I'm looking forward to more.
Becky - March 28, 2018 - Report this comment
This is weird.
Patrick - March 28, 2018 - Report this comment
An LSD flashback to the psychedelic era. In its own way, it actually makes sense. You have succeeded with a rather challenging song. I like the lines "commonless ground" and "Share your half-baked views".

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