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Song Parodies -> "Soften My Heart"

Original Song Title:

"Harden My Heart"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Soften My Heart"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Think 'A Christmas Carole'

{Ebenezer Scrooge sings}

The ghost of Jacob Marley's - Warning me of chains
I'm scared, I've never been so warned to change

Then another ghost
The ghost of Christmas Past
Takes me to my childhood scenes - I've always treasured so
While the teardrops start to flow

I've gotta soften my heart
I've gotta love on my peers
I've gotta share some Christmas Cheer!

All of my life I've been greedy for more gain
Now I'm feeling for the needy like Tiny Tim who's lame

But low the ghost of Christmas present's here
To show me how the Cratchits eat - their yuletide oyster stew
Got to tell Fred my nephew
I'm gonna soften my heart
I'm gonna love on my peers

In Christmas’s yet to come - God bless us every one . . .
I'm gonna soften my heart
I'm gonna share Christmas Cheer!

I'm gonna soften my heart
I'm gonna love on my peers

Soften my heart
I'm gonna bring Christmas Cheer!


Soften my heart -
I'm gonna soften my heart
I'm gonna bring Christmas Cheer!

I'm gonna soften my heart . . .

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