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Song Parodies -> "A Great Pipe Bender"

Original Song Title:

"The Great Pretender"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Platters

Parody Song Title:

"A Great Pipe Bender"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Spell image and say lightbulb
I know I’m a great pipe bender
Pipe bending is why I was born
My skills are such, I’m always dead nuts
I’m tooting, my homemade French horn

A pro, when I bend conduit
Excelling with true craftsmanship
I earned my stripes, when I took a pipe
And bent me a huge paper clip

My skills can help build you a masterpiece
My will is to build what your dreams have revealed

My work’s, in the Sistine Chapel
The pipe work was all done exposed
It curly cues as it wooptie doos
It’s gracing the space with frescos
Accenting the great Angelo’s

My skills can help build you a masterpiece
My will is to build what your dreams have revealed

Look on the Eiffel Tower
My work is in gay old Paree
They say the French, love magnificence
The Louvre is moi's gallery
Pipe bending’s an art form to me

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alvin - December 04, 2008 - Report this comment
a wonderfully unique and yes, bent concept
Stan Hall - December 04, 2008 - Report this comment
A lead-pipe cinch for 5s. :-)
Peregrin - December 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Heh! Particularly loved the paper clip line!

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