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Song Parodies -> "Man Nipple-ations"

Original Song Title:

"Infatuation"

Original Performer:

Rod Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"Man Nipple-ations"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Shirtless at the ocean - great physique
His chest rocks! so you sneak a peek
He works out all day with heavy weights
Oh, your trembling heart palpitates

Stare him down like a hungry hawk
He's such a juicy beefcake - can't help but gawk
Can't seem to wipe that smirk on you face
His hairy man breasts are yours to embrace

There's no consequence
They feel so good
No stipulations
Man nipple-ations
Man nipple-ations
Man nipple-ations
Man nipple-ations

What a silly girl you seem to be
Oozing with femininity
It's not enough to peck him on the cheek
Now, you got to give his 'pecs' a tweek

There's no law against
They feel so good
Tulip temptations
Man nipple-ations
Man nipple-ations
Man nipple-ations
Man nipple-ations
Salivate 'em daily

Suckle him like a little child
Drive your Neanderthal of a man buck wild
He is your husband, you are his Queen
So help his areolas stay clean

He's so, hot he'll singe
He burns so good
Tongue tip sensations
Man nipple-ations
Man nipple-ations
Man nipple-ations
Man nipple-ations
Lick it up

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