-> "I Am The Player"
Original Song Title:
"You Are The Woman" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Am The Player"
I am the player that has never married
It wasn't in the cards
You played your hand now you're the first I cannot discard
It's not the diamond ring you gave to me
It's not the words 'I do'
It's how you care when I'm prepared to leave
That's why I'm paired with you woh, oh
You are the lover that I never promised
I know not where love lies
Hey baby doll it's almost like you're one of the guys
I wouldn't say it's sexuality
Or your sweet nakedness
It's your piercing eyes that see through me
That always gets my kiss, woh oh woh
You are a woman that is less than honest
I see right through your ruse
You look your best despite the worse of wedding bell blues
You cannot hide behind the love you're showin'
There's no holding back
You can't deny the way you're face is glowin'
Gotta face the fact, woh oh
You're like no other that I ever dealt with
You're like a wi-ld card
You played your hand and now you're the first I cannot discard
I love your face and how it can its plays tricks on my heart
On my heart
Oh oh on my heart
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