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Song Parodies -> "Blotto Pilot"
Original Song Title:
"Zoot Suit Riot"
Original Performer:
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
Parody Song Title:
"Blotto Pilot"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
spoken intro:
Attention traffic control. This is flight 86 out of Denver. You’re not going to believe this, but it appears that our autopilot systems have been overridden by our blotto pilot. How should we proceed, over?
Who’s that slobbering on the stick
It’s our captain and he looks sick
Stripes and wings with crumpled cap
Watch out people, he could snap
Fly boy’s got to ralph
‘Cause he just drank too much punch
We had best clear the aisles
Because he may loose his lunch
BLOTTO PILOT! (fly it!)
He killed a lot of Cognac
BLOTTO PILOT! (fly it!)
He’s out cold on the hot tarmac
BLOTTO PILOT! (fly it!)
Get this drunkard outta here
BLOTTO PILOT! (fly it!)
Don’t arouse the passenger’s fear
Uh... Roger?
A bombed out aviator sobers up
A bit disheveled with a coffee cup
Call a taxi to a hotel room
The top brass is coming soon
Someone called FTA
They’ve got a nose for fresh blood
Drink this cup-a-joe
Before your name becomes mud
BLOTTO PILOT!(fly it!)
Don’t let ‘em know dat we’re here
BLOTTO PILOT! (fly it!)
Mums da word on what happened, hear?
We got a Blotto Pilot
We got a Blotto Pilot
We got a Blotto Pilot
{Indiscernable Drunken Babble}
Someone called FTA
And they will lop off your head
Let the Visine flow
‘Cause your eyeballs are dark red
BLOTTO PILOT! (fly it!)
So long distinguished career
BLOTTO PILOT! (fly it!)
C'est la vie you are out of here
BLOTTO PILOT! (fly it!)
Toast to your service, cheers!
BLOTTO PILOT! (fly it!)
Go on home your departure’s cleared
You're just a Blotto Pilot
You're just a Blotto Pilot
You're just a Blotto Pilot
Attention traffic control. This is flight 86 out of Denver. You’re not going to believe this, but it appears that our autopilot systems have been overridden by our blotto pilot. How should we proceed, over?
Who’s that slobbering on the stick
It’s our captain and he looks sick
Stripes and wings with crumpled cap
Watch out people, he could snap
Fly boy’s got to ralph
‘Cause he just drank too much punch
We had best clear the aisles
Because he may loose his lunch
BLOTTO PILOT! (fly it!)
He killed a lot of Cognac
BLOTTO PILOT! (fly it!)
He’s out cold on the hot tarmac
BLOTTO PILOT! (fly it!)
Get this drunkard outta here
BLOTTO PILOT! (fly it!)
Don’t arouse the passenger’s fear
Uh... Roger?
A bombed out aviator sobers up
A bit disheveled with a coffee cup
Call a taxi to a hotel room
The top brass is coming soon
Someone called FTA
They’ve got a nose for fresh blood
Drink this cup-a-joe
Before your name becomes mud
BLOTTO PILOT!(fly it!)
Don’t let ‘em know dat we’re here
BLOTTO PILOT! (fly it!)
Mums da word on what happened, hear?
We got a Blotto Pilot
We got a Blotto Pilot
We got a Blotto Pilot
{Indiscernable Drunken Babble}
Someone called FTA
And they will lop off your head
Let the Visine flow
‘Cause your eyeballs are dark red
BLOTTO PILOT! (fly it!)
So long distinguished career
BLOTTO PILOT! (fly it!)
C'est la vie you are out of here
BLOTTO PILOT! (fly it!)
Toast to your service, cheers!
BLOTTO PILOT! (fly it!)
Go on home your departure’s cleared
You're just a Blotto Pilot
You're just a Blotto Pilot
You're just a Blotto Pilot
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Once again, this Lionel is on track! Perhaps that's what the "bar" on the pilot's uniform sleeve is for. Fine job. ;D
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