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Song Parodies -> "I Gotta Be Mean!"

Original Song Title:

"I Gotta Be Me"

Original Performer:

Sammy Davis Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"I Gotta Be Mean!"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Why be polite when... I am done wrong
Why should I listen to some jerkoff who sounds like a con?

I gotta be mean
I Gotta Be Mean
You know what I mean?
Why give a damn?

I want a friend not MLM jive
I got to sus out all the parasites that’ll eat me alive

I gotta be mean
I Gotta Be Mean!
I hate all the schemes
And I won’t be SCAMED!

Those ‘to good to be...’ lies, a crock of B.S.
Is preying on me, if I choose to fall

I won’t mellow out, won’t try to invest
If there’s a chance I could lose it all

I’ll tell shysters NO! - And ask them to leave
If they’re sounding to good to be true
Then I won’t be deceived

I gotta be mean
I Gotta Be Mean!

Hearing their lies - makes me red in the eyes

I Gotta Be Mean!

I’ll tell sh!t bags G0! - and show them the door
And if they don’t see my P.O.V.
Then they’ll see my four four

I gotta be mean
I just Gotta Be Mean!

Hearing their shize - makes me red in the eyes


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Phil N - April 27, 2010 - Report this comment
places to go, people to annoy. liked this one

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