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Song Parodies -> "Elongates"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Elongates"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

If you've been living in a cave for the last 50 years and aren't familiar with the Original Song here it is on YouTube or click below https://youtu.be/wXTJBr9tt8Q

Elongates
Is a male enhancement pill that aids
The unendowed overcome their traits
Oh, guys grow trees with Elongates

Putin free
Is part of their big prick policy
Though the dictator's hung like a coolie
Still, Elongates comes Putin free

If you are micro
You can grow with no nitrates
If you want it long
Treat your dong to Elon gah ah ah ates

Elongates
Was developed by business magnates
Bill and Elon telescoped nameplates
Oh, they conceived of ElonGates

Coins from Port-Manteau
Are like gold to potentates
If you're short on stock
Treat your cock to Elon gah ah ah ates

Elongates
Wont stretch out sausage like trolling weights
It extends a pole for fishing dates
Oh, guys get hooked on Elongates
Mmm.. mm.. mm. Mmm. Mm.

YESTERDAY by The Beatles (YouTube)
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CML - April 28, 2022 - Report this comment
Even people living in caves for the past 50 years might know "Yesterday", seeing as it came out in '65 .. 57 years ago. Next year will be the 60th anniversary of the Beatles first album sold in America
Peter Andersson - April 28, 2022 - Report this comment
A bit confusing - but as the (probably) author here with most Yesterday parodies under my belt (contextual pun totally intended) I have to enlarge (again, contextual pun totally indended) the vote count with one more 555.

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