Trump has it made
Reaping big with his show
His barber's paid
Just to leave his hair alone

Peacocks have ways
Here's one now flaunting free
Feathers displayed
Srutting on N-B-C

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Hope you like his ties
Pink is queer for guys
Here it's buy design
Self Promoting Trump

He's so full of pride
There's no modest side
He loves the public eye
Self Promoting Trump

Books he will sign
As his stock earnings gong
No more nice guy
In boardrooms he reigns strong

He trusts in God
To himself he stays true
Pre-nups are sought
Marriage bliss, marriage blues

Broken vows have price
To the bottom line
he won't roll the dice
Self Protecting Trump

See the lovely bride
Make a trophy wife
Will she walk behind?
Self promoting Trump

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From the penthouse suite
Their business/pleasure meet
There'll be a giant T for
Self Promoting Trump

Where Trumps money flows
No one really knows
Bankruptcies come and go
Self Promoting Trump

Soon his son will shine
Junior D will shine
Always self in mind
Self Promoting Trump

When other's wealth has gone
His will still be strong
He toots his precious horn
Self Promoting Trump

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