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Song Parodies -> "Just Single Take"

Original Song Title:

"Trust & Obey"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Just Single Take"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

If he’s hung like a horse
wearing tight spandex shorts
Try ignoring his bulge for God’s sake

You can look if you like
He’s out riding his bike
Things will cool if you’ll just single take

Just single take
For we’re all different make
Compared to your man’s penis
A worm looks like a snake

If she’s stacked to the hilt
And they bounce with her lilt
Does it matter her Zeppelins are’nt fake

Do your eyes pierce her blimps
Would you die for a glimpse
You won’t drool if you’ll just single take

Just single take
At the much thicker shake
Than your lady’s small lattes
That two bug bites could make

If they have a nice duff
And their ball’s in the ruff
What a tushie they shimmy and shake

Though you want to gig-gle
When they do their wig-gle
You’re no fool if you’ll just single take

Just single take
When a golf games at stake
Just stay focused while teeing
And don’t land in a lake

If it’s legs that she’ll flaunt
Try to act nonchalant
At the moment she spreads her cheesecake

With her fish net stockings
She may catch your gawkings
You won’t drool if you’ll just single take

Just single take
Don’t get swept in her wake
Your wife’s morbid obeseness
Should be your juicy steak

Birds will swoop where you tread
Some will poop on your head
They might dive bomb at your next clambake

Birds will nest in your hair
If you let them rest there
You won’t lust if you just single take

Just single take
When temptations awake
Pornithology cheepens
Wedding vows that we make

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