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Song Parodies -> "Tequila"

Original Song Title:

"Cecilia"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Tequila"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Tequila, you’re making me flush
I’m taking a porcelain taxi
Oh, Tequila, I kneel while I heave
I’m praying you’ll leave me alone

Tequila, you’ve doubled my sight
You’re trouble my circumstance tells me
Oh, Tequila, prostrate on the pot
I’m pleading to God I’ll get home
Where is home?

Getting drunk in a small saloon with Tequila
Down to the bathroom (blowing chunks)
I get up somewhat concerned
When I get back to my drink
Someone’s eaten my worm

Tequila, you’re burning my throat
You’re turning my stomach against me
Oh, Tequila, I’ve searched on my knees
I can’t find my keys to drive home
Where is home?

Consternation, I’m flustered and pissed
I’m sprawled on the floor and I’m bawling
Fermentation, has mad me a mess
I’m sprawled on the floor and I’m grouchy

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alvin - August 03, 2007 - Report this comment
wonderfully creative piece here
Michael Pacholek - August 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I'll drink to that. Or, as Roger Miller sang, "Just sittin' 'round, drinkin' with the rest of the guys, six rounds bought, an' I bought... five."
AFW - August 03, 2007 - Report this comment
This one chugs right along
McKludge - August 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Cecilia was my favorite song as a kid. 555
Ann Hammond - August 03, 2007 - Report this comment
What alvin said
John Lovit - August 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Superb.555
Red Ant - August 03, 2007 - Report this comment
"Tequila is a hell of a drug" - Ricardo James. I was once served a "margarita" in NY - - it consisted of a warm shot of tequila with no lime or salt. Needless to say, I wasn't happy, but had another anyway... THEN I was happy. =)
BorderlineNOS - August 06, 2007 - Report this comment
"...When I get back to my drink / Someone’s eaten my worm..." - LOL

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