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Song Parodies -> "Bet it Lee"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Bet it Lee"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Gadies & Lintelmen, I prow nesent to you:
Bet it Lee
My intwerpretation of the great Beatles hit
"Let it Be."

Begin Parody:

When I hear the Fetch Craze: Pastor of Muppets, Spevrend Rooner toasts Moo Tea
Watching Birds and twist 'ems, Bet it Lee
And though with Prayerful Cactus he is Sewing Sheets to company
Teasing Ears with twist 'ems , Bet it Lee

Bet it Lee, Bet it Lee, Bet it Lee, Bet it Lee.
Spaffy Lunarisms, Bet it Lee

What if the Shoving Leopard people Chaffing in the Lurch cried peace?
Would they Plight Face-ism? Bet it Lee
As for the Mulsome* Farters is there still a chance that they're deceased?
Foo they Dear Pank Blathers**?, Bet it Lee

Bet it Lee, Bet it Lee, .....

And when the Buns are Glazing, there is a Might that Latches me
Please Don't bear Waltz Fitness, Bet it Lee
Or wonder at the Mime in Tunic, Ate and Kashley eat for me
Bin and Scone Sin Twisters, Bet it Lee

Bet it Lee, Bet it Lee, .....

Unspoonerized verses:

Verse 1
When I hear the Catch Phrase: Master of Puppets, Reverend Spooner toasts To Me
Botching Words and twist 'ems, Let it Be
And though with Careful Practice he is Showing Seats to company
Easing Tears with twist 'ems , Let it Be

Verse 2
What if the Loving Shepard people Laughing in the Church cried peace?
Would they Fight Placism? Let it Be
As for the Fulsome* Martyrs is there still a chance that they're deceased?
Do they fear Black Panthers**? Let it Be

Verse 3
And when the Guns are Blazing, there is a Light that Matches me
Please don't bear False Witness, Let it Be
Or wonder at the Time in Munich, Kate and Ashley eat for me
Skin and Bone Twin Sisters, Let it Be

* Fulsome means insincere

** Hey I hope you don't think I'm prejudice but I just wanted to make you laugh by any Mess Neanessary.

Enron: what a crunch of books.
Oh those guys are just a Lunch of Boozers!
Oscar Wilde: Work is the curse of the drinking class.
I maybe as thunk as you may drink I am

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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John Barry - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Terrific takeoff! Unspoonerized: terrific takeoff!
Chick Daney - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Clever! What was your inspiration for this?
alvin rhodes - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
wisely knitten
Adagio - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Finally got it, at least before you had to translate the parody (Actually it was "Kate and Ashley"). That was clever and funny. 5's
Yoidy - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Love your verbal hieroglyphery!
Jason - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Pretty unusual. 555
Shiek of the Mutilated - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Your funny song is one stunning...uh, I mean cunning stunt.
Phil Alexander - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Did you taste two whole worms writing this? I'll bet you hissed all your mystery lessons, too, and will be sent home on the next town drain ;-)
Bylan Daranski - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Pexcellent arody!
Poo Tortynine May Am (2:49 AM) - April 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Preat garody!
spoonerism police - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
^ actually, you'd be Foo Tortynine AM.

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