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Song Parodies -> "Shave Your Stuff"

Original Song Title:

"Shake Your Love"

Original Performer:

Deborah Gibson

Parody Song Title:

"Shave Your Stuff"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Shave your stuff
Gardeners could shave your stuff
Shave your stuff
Barbers could shave your stuff
Shave your stuff
Nurses could shave your stuff
Shave your stuff
You just should shave your stuff

I'm not that intelligent
I'm a dunderhead guy
I like your bikini cut...
And the overgrowth I spy

Your public hair's poking out the front (front)
It's not a bother to watch
Us guys we are always on the hunt
You should shave it (don't pluck it) go shave your crotch
Doh!

Shave your stuff
Gardeners could shave your stuff
Shave your stuff
Barbers could shave your stuff
Shave your stuff
Nurses could shave your stuff
Shave your stuff
You just should shave your stuff

Yes, I know why I shouldn't stare
And smirk while you walk by
I'm amazed how it fits so tight
I'm thrilled to the bone - that's no lie
The Emperess's new suit looks swell (it looks real swell)
Maybe I will go blind
Maybe you know that I should tell
Of that I see (had to see)
Have to be kind
Doh!

Shave your stuff
Gardeners could shave your stuff
Shave your stuff
Barbers could shave your stuff
Shave your stuff
Nurses could shave your stuff
Shave your stuff
You just should shave your stuff

Ooh, I know you aren't shavin'
I see between your thighs
You ought to hide your muff from horny guys
You'll be glad. You realize? you should....

Shave your stuff
Gardeners could shave your stuff
Shave your stuff
Barbers could shave your stuff
Shave your stuff
Nurses could shave your stuff
Shave your stuff
You just should shave your stuff

Shave it
Your stuff
Go shave
You should shave your stuff


Shave your stuff
Gardeners could shave your stuff
Shave your stuff
Barbers could shave your stuff
Shave your stuff
Nurses could shave your stuff
Shave your stuff
You just should shave your stuff

Shave your stuff
Gardeners could shave your stuff
Shave your stuff
Barbers could shave your stuff
Shave your stuff
Nurses could shave your stuff...just shave it
Shave your stuff
You just should shave your stuff

Shave your stuff
Gardeners could shave your stuff
Shave your stuff
Barbers could shave your stuff
Shave your stuff
Nurses could shave your stuff
Shave your stuff
You just should shave your stuff

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