REGIS
He has a show that's always pitting sides
His motely crew is such a circus ride
The break ups he has
Are often white trailer trash
I realize he's pimpin' when they fight and flash, hey, hey

KELLY
Who spends the evening watching his dumb show?
Lambasting moments when they dis the hoes
The quarrels have such
a way of showing too much
I know now rednecks watch him, 'cause they like the sluts, hey, hey

CHORUS: BOTH
Jerry Springer in the redneck woods
Jerry Springer in the ghetto hoods
He's one pimpin' prick
And Doctor Phil says he's sick
The Kissing Cousin Swingers on the next Jerry Springer, hey, hey

KELLY
They sit there scratchin' on their red blue balls ( scratch'em till their red)
Spring back to life just for the bootie calls
The wish they could come
Right through the television
And get them what they want, 'cause they have no cousin, hey, hey

REGIS
They can't go switchin channels, it's too late
He's got them feeding off his porno plate
They don't want to miss
Domestic violence like his
I'm glad his refereeing, 'cause they'll rip to bits, hey, hey

CHORUS: BOTH
Jerry Springer Rednecks sportin' wood
Jerry Springer with the pimpin' goods
He thinks that he's slick
But he nose snot what he picks
Lesbian wedding singers on the next Jerry Springer, hey, hey

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Je-e-e-rry

REGIS:Redneck lover is this trailer home?
KELLY:Don't dawg your lassie she may bite your bone
Cable T.V.
And on satellite
BOTH:Jerry shows all the freaks unique and all the fights, hey, hey

CHORUS: BOTH with FADE in middle

Jerry Springer has the ratings pull
Jerry Springer pushes cock and bull
And he'll never quit
Like Maury, he's gotten rich
Their shows are so divided
Yet still they're freak united, hey, hey