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Song Parodies -> "Artificial Hymen"

Original Song Title:

"Wichita Lineman"

Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"Artificial Hymen"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

I need a hymen to get married or my groom will explode
Searchin’ on the web for something to download
I fear my situation’s dire, but I’m cheerful when I find
An artificial hymen for nine ninety nine

And though it maybe imitation it still works just the same
It’s good to know that horse back ride won’t ever cause me shame
And I need it ‘cause I’m Muslim, and our customs make for strife
My artificial hymen has just saved my life

[instrumental interlude]

And I do it for my husband, ‘cause I want to be his wife
My artificial hymen has just saved my life

[instrumental finale]

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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