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Song Parodies -> "Being Black Balled"

Original Song Title:

"Norwegian Wood"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Being Black Balled"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

I use to like girls
But now am gay - men use my cheeks
In the bathroom stalls
I am what's called: being black balled

God made me this way
And I know He somehow really cares
Still I play around
Despite any of these virus scares

I'm into free love - tap my behind
People won't mind
I got put in jail in the sole hope
Of droping soap

I don't have a job
It's my pleasure to work on your staff
I take care of business
Here comes the virus aftermath

We say we are 'woke' - we are at war
My arse is sore
Putting out the fires
I'm what is called: being black balled

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