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Song Parodies -> "Jack Rabbit Woman"
Original Song Title:
"Black Magic Woman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Santana
Parody Song Title:
"Jack Rabbit Woman"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
I Got a Jack Rabbit Woman.
I got a Jack Rabbit Woman.
Yes, I got a Jack Rabbit Woman,
She's hopping so fast I can't breath
But she's a Jack Rabbit Woman and
she's trying to make a "Peter Tail" fantasy
Don't scrape your teeth on my, carrot.
Don't scrape your teeth on my, carrot
Yes, don't scrape your teeth on my , carrot
Don't mess around with my prick
Don't scrape your teeth on my, carrot
'cause you might just jack up my magic stick
Her skins like fur off a, bunny
Her skins like fur off a, bunny
Yes, her skins like fur off a, bunny
Turnin' my skin into bone
Your speed is so fast
Rabbit Woman I can't stop your hormones
I got a Jack Rabbit Woman.
Yes, I got a Jack Rabbit Woman,
She's hopping so fast I can't breath
But she's a Jack Rabbit Woman and
she's trying to make a "Peter Tail" fantasy
Don't scrape your teeth on my, carrot.
Don't scrape your teeth on my, carrot
Yes, don't scrape your teeth on my , carrot
Don't mess around with my prick
Don't scrape your teeth on my, carrot
'cause you might just jack up my magic stick
Her skins like fur off a, bunny
Her skins like fur off a, bunny
Yes, her skins like fur off a, bunny
Turnin' my skin into bone
Your speed is so fast
Rabbit Woman I can't stop your hormones
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And suddenly this parody reproduced 555 times!
Nyaaaah, what's up?....dick? - 555 Lionel, for being so smutty
Here comes peter--got some tail. I'm hopping with laughter.
Boy that's one scwewy wabbit.
Hey - Elmer stole my line. Well done! A 5 caret diamond of a parody.
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