(1..2...1,2,1,2)

{His Buns}

Sorry dear if it's stinky eeew!
I pinched a loaf in style
Girl, I'd hate to gas you, stay away now

Bide my time "til the air is pure
Hope this fan will vent the cheese
I don't know how you stand my farts, wow!

Good woman love me so
It'll dissipate in time
All you need is just a little patience

Wait sugar it'll go
While I mask the funk unkind
All I need is just a little fragrance
(inhale) Fragrance...
Ooh, oh, yeah


{Her Roses}

Stay there on the pot
"Cause I'd rather save my nose
Well we can't make love right now, I'll wait dear
Sometimes, I just pretend
But you don't smell quite the rose
But you know, love, that's not a thing I consider*

Bath woman let it go
Sink the stink unkind
Bowels sometimes move with a little cadence (sink the stink baby)

Pot pooper take your time
"Cause the crock is not a clock
You and I have just the stuff to tough it
We'll won't rush it, Oh never bust it
Then we can't flush it

...little fragrance, mm yeah, ooh yeah,
Need a little fragrance, yeah
Just a little fragrance, yeah
Some more fragr... (ance, yeah)

I've been gassing the sheets at night
Too tired to rip it right (Need some fragrance, yeah)
You cannot sleep with my chicken butt sounds
Plus you don't like being stunk by my cloud (Could use some fragrance, yeah)
All our sheets will change but never the game
You just bought got spray for my shame
'Glad you did too (fragrance, yeah)
Yeah, yeah well I breathe too
Oh, I love you (spray some fragrance)
Whoa, I love you (Just a little fragrance is all we need)
Ooh, this ti- me....

* Then why did you right this parody, STUPID!