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Song Parodies -> "Bohemian Grove"

Original Song Title:

"Material World"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Bohemian Grove"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Anyone can aspire to be President of the United States, but few have any hope of becoming president of the Bohemian Club.



Male Elites go...
To Monte Rio
It's a damn disgrace

And to quote Nixon's...
Gay depiction
It's a 'faggy' place [1]

They'll get drunk and freely pee
And almost all are white (aight)
Privledged boys with power and wealth
That don't make 'em right

Cause there's no women inside Bohemian Grove
And all these men are coming in droves
You know they do some weird things inside Bohemian Grove
Just go and ask Karl Christy Anne Rove

James J. Fagan
Et tu? Reagan
Nancy they told NO!
If that don't raise some red flags then It's
Bedtime for Bonzo

Herber Hoover - Eisenhower
Kay [2] did his handiwork (don't smirk)
Weaving spiders need not come here
To their circle jerk

Cause there's no women inside Bohemian Grove
And all these men are coming in droves
You know they do some weird things inside Bohemian Grove
Just go and ask Karl Christy Anne Rove

Weird things inside Bohemian Grove
With all these men are coming in droves
You know they do some weird things inside Bohemian Grove
Just go and ask Karl Christy Anne Rove

Weird things inside Bohemian Grove (Bohemian)
Weird things inside Bohemian Grove
Weird things inside Bohemian Grove (Bohemian)
Weird things inside Bohemian Grove

It's not quite... Mar-a-Largo
Or Jimmy Carter's farm
According to the 'goober' rich
It has lots of charm


Cause there are some really weird things inside Bohemian Grove
Unlike Mar-a-Largo's treasure trove
You know they do some weird things inside Bohemian Grove
Just go and ask Karl Christy Anne Rove

Weird things inside Bohemian Grove
With all these men are coming in droves
You know they do some weird things inside Bohemian Grove
Just go and ask Karl Christy Anne Rove

In Bohemian, in Bohemian, in Bohemian, in Bohemian Grove

Weird things inside Bohemian Grove (Bohemian)
Weird things inside Bohemian Grove
Weird things inside Bohemian Grove (Bohemian)
Weird things inside Bohemian Grove

Weird things inside Bohemian Grove (Bohemian)
Weird things inside Bohemian Grove
Weird things inside Bohemian Grove (Bohemian)
Weird things inside Bohemian Grove

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