You bloat up but wont be defiled
If you clinch just a little while
Open your mouth and think of the spray
You'll keep clean with a burp on the way

Don't fart, stinking aloud your boxers
Don't fart, it'll soon be cleared
It'll be, better than behind,
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Why not think about gas to come,
And turn about the stink of your buns,
If your wife gets mad at you,
Just think what reversal will do.

Don't fart, stinking aloud your boxers
Don't fart, it'll soon be cleared
It'll be, better than behind,
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All I want is to smell you mild,
If it takes just a little guile,
I know you don't believe that it's true,
I never meant any harm to you.

Don't fart, stinking aloud your boxers
Don't fart, it'll soon be cleared
It'll be, better than behind,
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Don't you smoke crack,
Don't you smoke crack.