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Song Parodies -> "Don't Fart"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Stop"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Fleetwood Mac
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Fart"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it?
You bloat up but wont be defiled
If you clinch just a little while
Open your mouth and think of the spray
You'll keep clean with a burp on the way
Don't fart, stinking aloud your boxers
Don't fart, it'll soon be cleared
It'll be, better than behind,
Chedder sprays haunts, chedder spray haunts
Why not think about gas to come,
And turn about the stink of your buns,
If your wife gets mad at you,
Just think what reversal will do.
Don't fart, stinking aloud your boxers
Don't fart, it'll soon be cleared
It'll be, better than behind,
Chedder sprays haunts, chedder spray haunts
All I want is to smell you mild,
If it takes just a little guile,
I know you don't believe that it's true,
I never meant any harm to you.
Don't fart, stinking aloud your boxers
Don't fart, it'll soon be cleared
It'll be, better than behind,
Chedder sprays haunts, chedder spray haunts
Don't you smoke crack,
Don't you smoke crack.
If you clinch just a little while
Open your mouth and think of the spray
You'll keep clean with a burp on the way
Don't fart, stinking aloud your boxers
Don't fart, it'll soon be cleared
It'll be, better than behind,
Chedder sprays haunts, chedder spray haunts
Why not think about gas to come,
And turn about the stink of your buns,
If your wife gets mad at you,
Just think what reversal will do.
Don't fart, stinking aloud your boxers
Don't fart, it'll soon be cleared
It'll be, better than behind,
Chedder sprays haunts, chedder spray haunts
All I want is to smell you mild,
If it takes just a little guile,
I know you don't believe that it's true,
I never meant any harm to you.
Don't fart, stinking aloud your boxers
Don't fart, it'll soon be cleared
It'll be, better than behind,
Chedder sprays haunts, chedder spray haunts
Don't you smoke crack,
Don't you smoke crack.
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