NBC to Donald Trump
NBC to Donald Trump
Go to make up call and get your helmet frumped

(Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, and, Action!)

NBC to Donald Trump
A 'hair piece' will make ratings jump
Let the newsmen get a close up of your roots


This is NBC to Donald Trump
Your hair looks somewhat gray
And the people want to know if it's your real hair
Now it's time to end the myst'ry if you dare


This is NBC to Donald Trump
Is that a pompadour?
It looks like someone has combed it with a rake
And a new look might boost your ratings take


Your hair
Is like looking at a haystack
That the wind has whirled
We are telling you
That you need a new hair dew


Though you're worth one hundred billion bucks
You need a stylist's skill
And we feel your mop top realy needs to go
You need a make over very much(it shows!)
NBC to Donald Trump
What's on your head, there's something clumped
Your appearance, Mr. Trump?
Your appearance, Mr. Trump?
Your appearance, Mr. Trump?
Can you hear?


You are looking like a scarecrow
In Brioni suits
We are begging you
Is there something we can do?


I will not have myself made ridiculous!