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Song Parodies -> "Hair Oddity"

Original Song Title:

"Space Oddity"

Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Hair Oddity"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

NBC to Donald Trump
NBC to Donald Trump
Go to make up call and get your helmet frumped

(Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, and, Action!)

NBC to Donald Trump
A 'hair piece' will make ratings jump
Let the newsmen get a close up of your roots

This is NBC to Donald Trump
Your hair looks somewhat gray
And the people want to know if it's your real hair
Now it's time to end the myst'ry if you dare

This is NBC to Donald Trump
Is that a pompadour?
It looks like someone has combed it with a rake
And a new look might boost your ratings take

Your hair
Is like looking at a haystack
That the wind has whirled
We are telling you
That you need a new hair dew

Though you're worth one hundred billion bucks
You need a stylist's skill
And we feel your mop top realy needs to go
You need a make over very much(it shows!)
NBC to Donald Trump
What's on your head, there's something clumped
Your appearance, Mr. Trump?
Your appearance, Mr. Trump?
Your appearance, Mr. Trump?
Can you hear?

You are looking like a scarecrow
In Brioni suits
We are begging you
Is there something we can do?

I will not have myself made ridiculous!

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Total Votes: 4

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John Barry - May 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Andy Primus - May 19, 2010 - Report this comment
As funny as his hairdo
Lee - May 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Good parody! 5's.
Lionel Mertens - May 20, 2010 - Report this comment
It would be a ratings coup if Donald Trump were to do a make over on his finale of Celebrity Apprentice. It would be the biggest reveal of all time. Thanks John B., Andy P. And Lee.

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