Song Parodies -> "Squirrels"

Original Song Title:

"Girls"

Original Performer:

Beastite Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Squirrels"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Squirrels - Do I really need these squirrels?
Out in the front yard there's squirrels
And in the back yard there's squirrels

I hate the way that they gnaw
And it's shrill to hear their talk
Now they've really drive me wild
At my humble domicile

Back in the day...
There was this squirrel who liked to play
He bit my phone cord by mistake
I tried to feed him poisoned bait
He didn't eat - and ran away
He lived to pull another prank
If he weren't fast - I would give chase
We had a show down at my place

I hoped and prayed...
My cat or hawks would find him prey
I'd had enough - and went to slay
So I broke out with my A.K. [47]
I thought I'd waste him with its spray
That was two years ago I'd say
I seen him just the other day
Mocking at me to my disgrace

Squirrels - they chew my fences
Squirrels - they eat my bird's food
Squirrels - they soil the laundry (climbing my clothesline)
Squirrels - and eat the dog's food
Squirrels - do I really need these squirrels?
Who has the time - for these squirrels?

I'm goin' to rip out my [hair] Squirrels! Squirrels! Squirrels! Squirrels! Squirrels!

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Red Ant - January 26, 2006 - Report this comment

Squirrels can be a problem on occasion. Not 30 minutes ago I got done dealing with an independent animal control person to get rid of a raccoon in our attic. At first I thought 'how cute', but after that thing spent ALL NIGHT trying to find its way out of the trap (and making tons of noise in the process) I thought 'hey, an AK47 might be useful after all'. Good parody.

AFW - January 26, 2006 - Report this comment

DKOS...But, love the writing and the story...all fives

Stephen Harrington - January 26, 2006 - Report this comment

DKTOS, but very ammusing nevertheless.

Spellchecking - January 26, 2006 - Report this comment

BeastITE Boys? I think it's Beastie Boys.

Agrimorfee - January 26, 2006 - Report this comment

Dr. Demento often plays anothe parody entitled "Squirrels", credited to someone named "The Beastly Boys". Your parody is just as clever. 455

Lionel Mertens - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment

Sorry about the spelling error Beastie fans. I didn't mean any disrespect. Anyway, thanks everyone for the great scores and feed back. I didn't know that DR. Dimento had a parody by the Beastly Boys Agrimorfee. But I look it up. Thanks for the info.

who cares what my name is - November 07, 2006 - Report this comment

Clever.

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