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Song Parodies -> "Punk Rock 4 PussyCats"

Original Song Title:

"Punk Rock 4 PussyCats"

Original Performer:

Lionel Mertens

Parody Song Title:

"Punk Rock 4 PussyCats"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Your dog is always licking his nuts
While your family's trying to eat
My home doesn't need no filthy mutts
My cat is a lot more neat

You have to take your dog out for walks
So he won't piss all over your floors
My cat knows how to use the shitter box
Your dog has to go outdoors

Your dog likes to make faces and beg
When he isn't humping on your leg
He takes all the covers when you sleep
A cat is better to keep

My cat has a total of nine lives
My kitty always lands on all fours
He don't need a whole lot to survive
My pet is better than yours

[PRE-CHORUS RE-CAP]
My cat is a lot more neat
Your dog has to go outdoors
My cat is neater to keep
My pet is better than yours

[CHORUS]
My pet is better than yours
My cat don't need to go outdoors
Your dog drools all over the place

Punk rock for pussycats
Cats are better than dogs
Punk rock for pussycats
Cats are better than dogs
Punk rock for pussycats
Punk rock for pussycats
Punk rock for pussycats
Punk rock for pussycats

Your dog needs a bath like pigs need pink
Your house smells worse than a men's latrine
Your dog makes your house fuggin stink
My cat is a lot more clean

Your dog lifts his leg to leave his mark
Your house smells like it isn't yours
Your dog's not potty trained to bark
Your dog likes to go indoors

Your dog chewed up your first baseball mit
The one you used to win the pennant
You caught your dog drooling on your glove
My cat shows a lot more love

Your dog likes to eat my kitty's sh!t
Before he licks on your open sores
Your dog Fester makes me really sick
My pet is better than yours


[PRE-CHORUS RE-CAP]
My cat is a lot more clean
Your dog likes to go indoors
My cat shows a lot more love
My pet is better than yours

[CHORUS]
My pet is better than yours
My cat don't need to go outdoors
Your dog drools all over the place
Your dog is a disgrace
Punk rock for pussycats
Cats are better than dogs
Punk rock for pussycats
Cats are better than dogs
Punk rock for pussycats
Punk rock for pussycats
Punk rock for pussycats
Punk rock for pussycats


Your dog is always sniffing your crotch
When he isn't smelling your butt
I must say it's a riot to watch
My cat beats any mutt


[CHORUS]
My pet is better than yours
My cat don't need to go outdoors
Your dog drools all over the place
Your dog is a disgrace
Punk rock for pussycats
Cats are better than dogs
Punk rock for pussycats
Cats are better than dogs
Punk rock for pussycats
Punk rock for pussycats
Punk rock for pussycats
Punk rock for pussycats

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