Song Parodies -> "Corporal Klinger: Hair Cross Dressed Man"

Original Song Title:

"SGT. Peppers Lonely Heart Club Band"

Original Performer:

"Corporal Klinger: Hair Cross Dressed Man"

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The Lyrics

It was twenty years and more to date
Corporal Klinger dressed for section eight
Wonder what he's doing as of now?
Oh he certainly has raised some brows
So may I introduce to you... An manly nurse who's rather queer
4-0-77's hairy cross dressed man

He's Corporal Klinger: fairy hunk in drag
He hopes the war won't stain his clothes
He's Corporal Klinger section eight's his bag
Horse hockey! With a camel's nose

Colonel Potter's only, Colonel Potter's only
Colonel Potter's only crossed dressed man

His cuticles becomes her
he's certainly a pill
He's such a lovely Italian gruff
Who'd powder your nose fist-to-cuffs
So don't you honk his nose

I don't really want to ask or tell
But I think I smell some Channel [No. 5]
That Klinger's gotta sling his dong
And he wants you all to see his thong
So let me introduce to you the fun and friendly Jamie Farr
Not Corporal Klinger's hairy heart shaped @$$

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alvin rhodes - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment

brilliant idea....5s

Michael Pacholek - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment

Funny, but Klinger was Lebanese (apparently on his mother's side, as "Klinger" is not a Middle Eastern name), just like Jamie Farr (whose real name is Jamil Farah), not Italian, and the character went out of his way on at least two episodes to insist that he was not gay: The first time, when the war psychiatrist Dr. Sidney Freedman (Allan Arbus) was introduced, and the second time, when Mariette Hartley played a Swedish nurse who told him it was now possible to perform a sex-change operation.

Immoral Liberal - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment

Somewhat coincidentally, Jamie Farr appeared as Achmed in a 1965 (first season) episode of "I Dream of Jeannie". The episode was titled "Get Me to Mecca on Time". Achmed is the first person who Jeannie and Capt. Nelson meet after Jeannie blinks them to Mecca.

AFW - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment

Nice "Mash" parody..

Kristof Robertson - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment

I think you're a really good writer, Lionel, so I'm gonna be hard on you.
Brilliant start (except for poorly paced last line of first verse), you kept up the momentum...but the bridge was a CARCRASH! ( "The cuticles" section)...then you managed to pull it back in the end. You also need to proofread (It's Chanel, not Channel) So overall, very funny but a bit sloppy. 445....keep it going, dude!

2Eagle - July 22, 2006 - Report this comment

M*A*S*H is one show I never get tired of. Now that you mention it, there are songs I would like to write about it. You have opened up a door.

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