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Song Parodies -> "Sons of Abraham"

Original Song Title:

"Father Abraham"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Sons of Abraham"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Whoever therefore humbles himself as this little child, the same is the greatest in the Kingdom of Heaven.Matthew 18:4


Sons of Abraham have many guns
And many guns have Sons of Abraham
Mohamed's one of them, and Jesus too
So let's all go to war (yeah right)

Bear arms!


Seeds of Abraham have many priests
And many priests have Seeds of Abraham
Islamic militants, Israeli troops
So let's all plow with swords (1)

Bear arms!
Burn farms!


Ranks of Abraham drive many tanks
And many tanks drive flanks of Abraham
Toyota sells to them, and Honda too
So lets all dwive Accords

Bear arms!
Burn farms!
Make tracks!


Stars of Abraham, have many scars (2)
And many scars have stars of Abraham
Sibling rivalries, and tribal feuds
So who's been keeping score?


Bear arms!
Burn farms!
Make tracks!
Take that!


Rocks of Abraham, have many flocks
And many rocks have Flocks of Abraham
Their goats are shepherded, and so are ewe's
So lets just stone the Moors! (yeah right)


Bear arms!
Burn farms!
Make tracks!
Take that!
Heads up!



Brides of Abraham, had many fights (3)
And many fights had brides of Abraham
Haggar was one of them, and Sarah too
So let us hate divorce (4)


Bear arms!
Burn farms!
Make tracks!
Take that!
Heads up!



Sands of Abraham, in many lands (2)
And many men descend from Abraham
Malcom [X](5) was one of them, and Seinfeld too
So lets just laugh no more

Bear arms!
Burn farms!
Make tracks!
Take that!
Heads up!
Sign pre-nups!

SHUT UP!


(1) Isaiah 2:4
(2) Genesis 22:17
(3) Genesis 21:9
(4) Malachi 2:16 WEB
(5) Spiritually if not genetically

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alvin rhodes - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
interesting concept
John Lomain - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah, what Alvin said.
Jessie W. - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved it! It's just too funny for words....

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