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Song Parodies -> "Lewd Osculater"

Original Song Title:

"Smooth Operator"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Lewd Osculater"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Q: You want to know why the bee was mad? (see below)

Pearly whites, covert girl
She darts her tongue like second to none with passion unfurled
Powdered blush, flousy lush
When her lips plant, look out romance for kismet's crush

No kiss for Prince Charming or soon to be frog
If fairytales could come to pass
No kiss in the running, a mem'ry to jog

She took to task
She's a lewd osculater,
Lewd osculater,
Lewd osculater,
Lewd osculater

Nose to throat, earlobes to felatio, deft female
Across the crown and down, in between toes, lips prevail

Puss to puss [poos], orgasmic looks
Their eyelids blink with knowing winks
What really cooks

A vessel to slip, a dinghy to dock
Blows manly whistles without any talk
His ship looses seamen when her lips are locked

She took to task
She's a lewd osculater,
Lewd osculater,
Lewd osculater,
Lewd osculater

Blows and goes, DC to Camp David, Lincoln lips
Engulfing tip when stripped to the basics, internship

Lewd Osculater,
Lewd osculater,
Lewd osculater,
Lewd osculater,
Lewd osculater...
A: Someone took his honey and nectar

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John Barry - November 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Great title and wordworking.
alvin rhodes - November 15, 2006 - Report this comment
magically poetic...title of the day as well
Yoidy - November 16, 2006 - Report this comment
This blew me away! 555

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