Caught a bubble when the rev’rend let loose
Methane filling my mouth and emptying pews
The baptismal looked like a raging ocean
Whose bowels had unleashed a huge leviathan

{Chorus}

Rev’rend Tudor cut a monster fart
Mrs. Tudor fell down faint of heart
She made her apple dumplings much too tart
Rev’rend Tudor cuts ungah-ah-aah-ahdly farts!

{Verse 2}

Flying packed over Haiti’s shores
Our mission team sputtered to Port-au-Prince
When a tail wind hit with a hurricanes force
‘The Rev’ from the rear shat his turbulence

{Alt. Chorus}

Rev’rend Tudor cut a ‘MayDay’ fart
Cabin pressure flew of all the charts
Roll over laughing… Amelia Earhart
Rev’rend Tudor cuts ungah-ah-aah-ahdly farts!

{Verse 3}

Sometimes preachers do not smell their best
Sometimes preachers need not drive it home
It is important what the bible says
But some clergy can’t digest the tome


{Repeat Chorus 3-4 times}

Rev’rend Tooter cuts ungodly farts
With his pooter he’s a real blow hard
Give him a pulpit, he’ll show no regard
Rev’rend Tooter cuts ungah-ah-aah-ahdly farts!