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Song Parodies -> "A Fat Turd"

Original Song Title:

"The Last Word"

Original Performer:

Deborah Gibson

Parody Song Title:

"A Fat Turd"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

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Uuuuuh!
A fat turd
Has just done caught me off guard
My B.V.D's stopped its pokin ou, out!
I'll try to make it beyond the yard
But it pushes so hard!
I'm starting to leak
It happened so quick
I can hardly speak
Hope.. that my new pair of jeans do not stain
My rear can't take this strain
I'm taking a FAT TURD
I'll try and pass it
A FAT TURD
The smell is rancid
A FAT TURD
Bet I must flush it twice
A FAT TURD
Oh my...!

Oooh.... mmmmm...

My toilet overflows
Like the tide of a huricane's flooding uh, oh
The toilet paper floats really gross
Where the hell's a plunger for what I did
I need a diaper - I'm like a kid
With a stinky fat rear plugging up my drains
Now's a good time for a change

I done took me a FAT TURD
My kind is shameless
A FAT TURD
It tore my anus
A FAT TURD
And I done flushed it twice
A FAT TURD
Oh my....!

Oh my what was that?
I really used the can
Now it's time for a change
As my toilet drains
My jeans are full of stains
From me taking a FAT TURD

Ah pooh ah ooohh

Ass sphincter is scared
It hurts to squeeze
From a turd so big
It could choke donkeys

Hope that my new pair of jeans are okay
My rear hurts when I lay
From taking a FAT TURD
An ass disaster
A FAT TURD
The smell was rancid
A FAT TURD
And I done flushed it twice
A FAT TURD
My, my
Oh my

Ooh...
Oh,
The smell was rancid
(A FAT TURD)
And I done flushed it twice
A FAT TURD
Oh my

Oh mmm mmmm

I done flushed it twice
A FAT TURD
Oh my!

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