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Song Parodies -> "Lego® Wizard"

Original Song Title:

"Pinball Wizard"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Lego® Wizard"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Ever since he was a toddler
Before he learned to walk
From diapers up to grad school
He’s played with Lego® blocks
Now this ‘techie type’ teenager
Holds an engineer’s degree
This smart, young eccentric
Has made his own R.V.

Find him in his workshop
He get lost in his projects
Look at all those gadgets
What’s he building next?
Call it blind ambition
His licensee you won't see
This smart, young eccentric
Now drives his own R.V.

He’s a Lego® wizard
Who likes to snap his ride
A Winne-Lego®
Will make the news tonight

How do you think he built it?
Who would know?
What makes him so smart?

He likes to go campin’
His life is living intense
He pursues his dream and passion
To extreme extents
They all think he’s crazy
With an O.C.D.
This smart, young eccentric
Now drives his own R.V.

He knows he is
The Winne-Lego® king
While he’s out driving
An R.V. at thirteen

McGyver’s not his role model
He just likes the show
When a challenge clicks with him
You’ll see him go and go
He’s one crazy daring dreamer
Just you wait and see
This smart, young eccentric
Will land on your T.V.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Phil Alexander - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Speaking as a former Lego-obsessional, I thought this was utterly brilliant (especially Winne-Lego). If only I'd had that much as a kid...
Stephen Harrington - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Clever parody, 5s.
alvin - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
winnelego....lmao....hilarious concept
Tommy Turtle - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
"projects" stressed on the wrong syllable, but inconsequential in an otherwise Master-ly Engineered parody. 555
John Barry - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Using basic building blocks--rhyme, meter, etc.,--you've constructed a fine parody.
TJC - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
I loved the way you let the suspen---sion 'build'! Great work and for what ever reason... (latent childhood fetishes rekindled, perhaps?), I really groked this one, Lionel!
John Jenkins - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Like Phil and Alvin, I thought it was all good, but Winne-Lego is a classic.
René DescarTTes - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Legito ergo sum (translation: "Lego my eg-o")
Airrider - January 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh yeah! Excellently done. Yeah, I need to find more parts for my own projects...

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