Song Parodies -> We're Pre-Nupted (The Donald's & Melania's Wedding Song)
| Original Song Title: | "Reunited" |
| Original Performer: | Peaches & Herb |
| Parody Song Title: | "We're Pre-Nupted (The Donald's & Melania's Wedding Song)" |
| Parody Written by: | Lionel Mertens |
the DONALD
This rich tycoon will never leave your side
Melania you are such a lovely bride
The boardroom perhaps
Has made me want you and bad
I know you're not my trophy 'cause I signed for that, hey, hey
MELANIA
I spend the evening dreamin' caviar
Champagne like wishes for my highrise czar
Our lawyers have such a way with detailed pre-nups
I know now that I love you 'cause your diamond touch, hey, hey
CHORUS: BOTH
We're pre-nupted with the papers drawn
We're pre-nupted 'cause the third's a charm
There's one legal fix
And, sugar, this one is nixed
Emotions have erupted 'now that we're pre-nupted, hey, hey
MELANIA
The bed we're sharing in the penthouse suite
Will burn so hot, now that there's drying ink
I wish I could climb right through your business first mind
And sign all that you want so you will stay as mine, hey, hey
the DONALD
I got casino's, honey, I can't play
I wouldn't ever roll the dice that way
As I have assesed precious items possesed
I'm glad we signed together 'cause I skip the risk, hey, hey
CHORUS: BOTH
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ba-a-a-by
Leveraged, lover, this is 'Airtight' Trump
And you're exactly why I'm wearing pumps
Cross all the t's
And dot all the i's
BOTH:We've signed off all the documents with all our might, hey, hey
CHORUS: BOTH with FADE in middle
This rich tycoon will never leave your side
Melania you are such a lovely bride
The boardroom perhaps
Has made me want you and bad
I know you're not my trophy 'cause I signed for that, hey, hey
MELANIA
I spend the evening dreamin' caviar
Champagne like wishes for my highrise czar
Our lawyers have such a way with detailed pre-nups
I know now that I love you 'cause your diamond touch, hey, hey
CHORUS: BOTH
We're pre-nupted with the papers drawn
We're pre-nupted 'cause the third's a charm
There's one legal fix
And, sugar, this one is nixed
Emotions have erupted 'now that we're pre-nupted, hey, hey
MELANIA
The bed we're sharing in the penthouse suite
Will burn so hot, now that there's drying ink
I wish I could climb right through your business first mind
And sign all that you want so you will stay as mine, hey, hey
the DONALD
I got casino's, honey, I can't play
I wouldn't ever roll the dice that way
As I have assesed precious items possesed
I'm glad we signed together 'cause I skip the risk, hey, hey
CHORUS: BOTH
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ba-a-a-by
Leveraged, lover, this is 'Airtight' Trump
And you're exactly why I'm wearing pumps
Cross all the t's
And dot all the i's
BOTH:We've signed off all the documents with all our might, hey, hey
CHORUS: BOTH with FADE in middle
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555 for you Lionel, a big HO-HUM for them.
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