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Song Parodies -> "Once Every Week"

Original Song Title:

"Eight Days A Week"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Once Every Week"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Oooh I dig our sessions
Freud would flip his lid
You have taught me lessons
Girl you stroke my 'ID'


Mold me, teach me, hurry, sweet cheeks
We only get fifty quick minutes
Once every week


Wish we could meet daily
Girl you play my heart
Like a ukulele
It's noted in your chart


Pluck me, strum me, stroke me, sweetly
I'm tip toeing through tulips
Once every week


Once every week
I see you
Once every week
I float like Tiny Tim on air


Doctor/patient priv’lege
Never felt like this
Please come back and visit
Your psychiatryst


Call me, goofy, looney, maybe
You know you're driving me crazy
Once every week


Once every week
I see you.
Once every week
I'm pulling out my greying hair


If my boss went snooping
In my closet door
She would find me shtupping
My patient paramour


Sultry, sexy, lady, lovely
You keep on stretching my patience
Once every week
Once every week
Once every week

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Jonathan S. - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
"Psychiatryst" lol - Good one.
2Eagle - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Shrinks do nothing but get their jollies and and make a lot of money besides.
blackjack21 - November 07, 2009 - Report this comment
A little therapy will do you good, and how. Good one.
alvin - November 08, 2009 - Report this comment
psychiatryst ... very clever
Ann Hammond - November 11, 2009 - Report this comment
he he

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