Oooh I dig our sessions
Freud would flip his lid
You have taught me lessons
Girl you stroke my 'ID'


Mold me, teach me, hurry, sweet cheeks
We only get fifty quick minutes
Once every week


Wish we could meet daily
Girl you play my heart
Like a ukulele
It's noted in your chart


Pluck me, strum me, stroke me, sweetly
I'm tip toeing through tulips
Once every week


Once every week
I see you
Once every week
I float like Tiny Tim on air


Doctor/patient priv’lege
Never felt like this
Please come back and visit
Your psychiatryst


Call me, goofy, looney, maybe
You know you're driving me crazy
Once every week


Once every week
I see you.
Once every week
I'm pulling out my greying hair


If my boss went snooping
In my closet door
She would find me shtupping
My patient paramour


Sultry, sexy, lady, lovely
You keep on stretching my patience
Once every week
Once every week
Once every week