I know it’s not good to try and make a career out of being a sycophant, but it’s fun to try. So without any further ado…

Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m proud to present to you now! - the one, the only, the illustrious, the industrious Donald Trump.


Trumpy Trumpy Trumpy Trumpy, TRUMPY!
Trumpy Trumpy Trumpy Trumpy, TRUMPY!
Trumpy Trumpy Trumpy Trumpy, TRUMPY!
Trumpy Trumpy Trumpy Trumpy, TRUMPY!
Trumpy Trumpy Trumpy Trumpy, TRUMPY!
Trumpy Trumpy Trumpy Trumpy, TRUMPY!

Some people love to hate him
Hey, Hey, Hey – Some people love to praise him

Hey, listen to me, y’all

Hey, listen to me, some say thangs, say thangs, say thangs - bad thangs ‘bout him
Well, some wanta say thangs, say thangs, say thangs - good thangs ‘bout him - yeah


Uh Huh, talkin’ bout brash Trumpy, Trumpy
Talkin’ bout Brash Trumpy – Donald Trump y’all – come on, now

Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah

For the love of Trumpy
People will do what he requires

For the love of Trumpy
People help build up his empire

For the love of Trumpy
People fill Lincoln Center’s seats
Because they always know that they’re in for a major treat
For that big, real Big, BIG WIG

The Dapper Donald

Brash Trumpy!

For the love of Trumpy
People will perform without flaws

For the love of Trumpy
People will give to his fav’rite cause
For the love of Trumpy
Contestants will grace his beauty pageants
For a mere mortal human he exhibits godlike strengths
Oh, that big, big, big, big, Big Wig

The Mighty Donald!

Talkin' bout, talkin' bout - Trump

I see that Trumpy rises above his ego
A business man for the people

Share in his vision, brother ‘cause he has “the verve”
Trumpy wants “The America We Deserve”


For the love of Trumpy
THINK BIG, THINK BIG, THINK BIG!

For the love of Trumpy
Go buy into the one called “Trumpy” – yes, yes

For the love of Trumpy
Look up, look up - women can (what glass ceiling?)

Trumpy has a mouth without equal
Speaks better things for all people

Look at his payroll, sister do you hate his hair?
Trumpy has made more people true millionaires

For the love of Trumpy
Got to love him - we really need him

For the love of Trumpy
Rise and stand, clap your hands, for the man - yeah

For the love of Trumpy
Glad to have him – our country really needs him

For the love of Trumpy
Give me, give me, give me – Brash Trumpy

For the love of Trumpy
We need - we need

For the love of Trumpy
For our, for our, for our - country

For the love of Trumpy
For the love of Trumpy
How many ways do I have to say

For the love of Trumpy
Go let her, don’t let her – don’t let Rosie fool ya

For the love of Trumpy
How many gays has he hurt to date?

For the love of Trumpy
Go get ‘em, go get ‘em – don’t let hard times rule you, no

For the love of Trumpy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

For the love of Trumpy
Got to love him - We really need him

Go Donald – Go Donald

Brother – go to work – go to work – get workin’
For that big, big, big, big, big wig

People, see how Trumpy, see how Trumpy wants you

The Mighty Donald!

I keep ah tellin' you
People, see how Trumpy, see how Trumpy wants to

The Mighty Donald!

Um, 'cause he’ll keep ya working - yeah- working up a sweat

Just you keep on – Just you keep on - working - yeah – casting off regret

I'm tellin' y'all
People, see how Trumpy, see how Trumpy wants you


The Mighty Donald!

I keep ah tellin' y'all
People, see how Trumpy, see how Trumpy wants to

The Mighty Donald!

Yeah - 'cause he will keep on hiring - yeah - firing up your mind

He will keep on hiring - yeah - firing up your mind

I'm tellin' y'all
People, see how Trumpy, see how Trumpy loved to