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Song Parodies -> "Britney! (It's My Hair Dew)"

Original Song Title:

"Nothing Compares To You"

Original Performer:

Sinead O'Connor

Parody Song Title:

"Britney! (It's My Hair Dew)"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Dear Ms. Britney Shears,There's two things you might want to think about covering: your head and this OS.
It's been several hours and three whole days
since you shaved your head my way
You go out every night and sleep all day
Since you shaved your head my way
Since Kev is gone you can drink at any ole bar
You can down a bottle of vermouth
You can get a tattoo of a tiny little star
but Britney
I say Britney don't shave away the truth,

'cause Britney it's my…
Britney it's my hair dew

You look so homely like I do dear
Like a chick just out the egg
Nothing can stop our fuzzy heads from matching
Tell me Britney how did we get pegged?
I have shaved my head this butchy way for years
So why should I be jealous of you?
I went to the barber guess what he told me?
Guess what he told me?
He said girl, that Britney can't out do you
No matter what her dew
Cause she's not you

Now Britney it's my…
Britney it's my hair dew

And the family that you wanted, Britney
In your good heart
Was rent when he went away
I know that living for you, Britney, is sometimes hard
Are you ready to give it another try?

Britney it's our…
Britney it's our hair dew (3x)

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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Michael Pacholek - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Britney, look in the mirror, and, as Sinead would say, "Fight the real enemy!" Take some time off, and grow your hair back, and grow up! And then get some real songwriters to write comeback stuff for you. It worked for Mariah. (Except she never shaved her head. She wasn't THAT crazy!)
Eac Zefron - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey...good one! This is one of my all time favourite early 90s songs (however, in your defense it was probably recorded in 89, so...). Good choice of os to parody here. 5,5,5.
alvin rhodes - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
i "bald" with laughter
Yoidy - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Short n fuzzy 5s!
AFW - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Twenty buck head shave, for millions worth of publicity
Red Ant - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
This is the best OS choice of the day for the parody content. Funny as hell (and perhaps one of my fave ever opening comments). 555
britneys mom - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment
you people are so mean why oh why cant you leve the poor girl alone i mean havent you you ever made a mistake pick on somthing else like your wall or the air !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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