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Song Parodies -> "Soccer/Taxi Mom"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Soccer/Taxi Mom"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

There's a mom who lives a life of chaos
Her hubby says she could be the next Kate Moss
With every banged up shin
A mother's love sinks in
Good chance their team will be in the playoffs

Soccer/Taxi Mom, Soccer/Taxi Mom
She's driving them to practice and running around in jeans

Beware of soccer parents that go mad
A little kid can have a big 'ole dad
Do be careful on approach
And thank God you're not the coach
Good chance she wont have to take down Olaf

Soccer/Taxi Mom, Soccer/Taxi Mom
She's cheering with the parents and avoiding a nasty scene

[Lead guitar]

Soccer/Taxi Mom, Soccer/Taxi Mom
She's traded in her Hummer™ and driving a miniVan

Shopping at the galleria for cleats
Then racing to lil' Connor's practice full speed
Oh, no, she's "bout to go in fits
While driving precocious kids
Chances are she'll be drinking Starbucks® coffee

Soccer/Taxi Mom, Soccer/Taxi Mom
She's put asleep her babies and keeping awake her man

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   5

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alvin rhodes - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
nice tribute to a modern day hero
Paul Robinson - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice job, Lionel...excellent pacing and good job varying the chorus lyrics. Should have more votes in my always Humble Opinion. Well, 5's from me, dude ~ ~ ~
Meriadoc - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one! Modern version of Proverbs' "Wife of Noble Character" I think...
bob - January 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Sorry, but it's just not funny. I think "secret asian man" is much funnier.

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