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Song Parodies -> "Diapers"
Original Song Title:
"Flowers"
Original Performer:
Miley Cyrus
Parody Song Title:
"Diapers"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
Please stand with me as I recite the Pledge of Wet Alievance. My wet alievance, is with the pads, of the incontinent state of America, and to the pee subject, for which I dance, urination, over gauze, most dependable, and liberty from bed pans for all. To hear the original song click this link below https://youtu.be/G7KNmW9a75Y
Gone for good - left me cold
She got peeved and I got old
I know why - can't blame her
Lost control - of my bladder
Uhh! - I feel it as it leaks through
I feel it down my thigh
Wanting to cry I almost forgot I...
I can buy adult diapers
Hide my shame with sweat pants
Wipe myself with butt wipers
Stay clean through incontinence
I can change my old fanny
And I can change my circumstance
Then, I won't go pee wetter than I have
Won't go pee wetter
I won't go pee wetter, maybe?
Won't go pee wetter
I Won't go pee wetter, maybe?
Happy trails - nasty bed
My wife Rose was quite upset
We divorced - we unwed
And she left me deep in debt
Ooh, I guess I must of peeved my, lady
My woman had her pride
Oh, how I tried, hard to remind her I
I can buy adult diapers
Hide my shame just perhaps
Wipe myself with butt wipers
Stay clean through any mishaps
I can change my old fanny
And I can wash my own chaps
Then, I won't go pee wetter than I have
Won't go pee wetter
I won't go pee wetter, maybe?
Won't go pee wetter
I Won't give pee wetter, maybe?l
Won't go pee wetter
I won't go pee wetter, maybe?
Won't go pee wetter
Oh, I
Ooh, I guess I must of peeved my, lady
My woman had her pride
Oh, how I tried, hard to remind her I
I can buy adult diapers
Hide my shame with a sash
Wipe myself with butt wipers
Stay clean from any bad rash
I can change my old fanny
And I can wash my own ass
Then, I won't go pee wetter than I have
Won't go pee wetter
I won't go pee wetter, maybe?
Won't go pee wetter
I Won't give pee wetter, maybe?l
Won't go pee wetter
I won't go pee wetter, maybe?
Won't go pee wetter
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Hey I liked it very much 5-5-5. But uhm, the OS came out in the 2020s so you should have used "misc". Still, it was a very good read.
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