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Song Parodies -> "Head and Hummers®"

Original Song Title:

"Bread and Butter"

Original Performer:

The Newbeats

Parody Song Title:

"Head and Hummers®"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

I like head and HUMMERS®
I like T & A
I saved my troubled marriage
With a new bidet

She likes driving topless
She likes Autobahns
There goes my lady’s beamer
With her high beams on

We drive our euphemisms
We won’t apply the breaks
Just like IN-N-OUT Burgers
Sex sells like hot beef cakes

She looks HOT and HORNY
On the T.V. tube
Grab some Kentucky Jelly
Give your rod a lube

Turned on pay-per-screw channels
I was so amazed
I was watching cop porn with pop corn
While some slut got tazed

So much sex and violence
So much hyperbole
You won’t find Santa sliding
Down some stripper’s pole

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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AFW - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Naughty humor at it's best...I can't believe how many super parodies are blooming in the AIR garden today...It's like a Pillsbury Parody Bake Off...It isn't just Veterans Day..It's Amiright Day, too
Guy - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
This veteran salutes the Flag on the Pole today along with this parody. Finely tuned naughty performance. The title BLEW me away. Some fives should be blowin' your way.

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TJC - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Kontrolled Komedy Kaos here with great euphamisms, spoonerisms and `double` entendres, Lionell... brilliant *and* whacky all rolled into 5`s!
alvin - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
howled all the way through...however..."hyperbole" does NOT rhyme with 'pole"
Lionel Mertens - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, Guy, TJC, and alvin. By the way are you sure hyperbole doesn't rhyme with pole?
alvin - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
yep...its hy-PER-bow-lee

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