In my mind I'm goin' to South Virginia
Can't you see the upside
Can't you just see the flipside
Ain't it just like a warm feline
I hit it from behind
Yes I'm gone to South Virginia in my mind

Karen she's a beaver's run
You best dam her spread and stop it's risin'
Watch her watch the river come
A beaver's tail appealing now
I'm cryin' ain't I
Gone to South Virginia in my mind

There ain't no doubt in no ones mind
That dreams can alter things around
Beavers often gnaw and grind
And hey babe the woods on fire
I'm dyin' ain't I
Gone to South Virginia in my mind

In my mind I'm goin' to South Virginia
Can't you see the stink eye
Can't you just feel the pink pie
Ain't it just like a warm feline
I hit it from behind
Yes I'm goin' to South Virginia in my mind

Hot and steamy late last night
I think I might have heard the felines meowing
Cats that pounce and dogs that mount
Signs that stores are opens say I going, going
I'm gone to South Virginia in my mind

With a centerfold of others stacking around me
Still I'm in the dungeon of my room
And it seems like it goes on like this forever
You must forgive me
If I'm up and gone to South Virginia in my mind

In my mind I'm goin' to South Virginia
Can't you see the upside
Won't you just feel the cupsize
Ain't it just like a warm feline
I hit it from behind
Yes I'm gone to South Virginia in my mind
Gone to South Virginia in my mind
Then I'm on to South Virginia in my mind
Gone to South Virginia in my mind
Gone - I'm gone - I'm gone
Say vice things about me
'Cause I'm gone south
Carry on without me
'Cause I'm gone