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Song Parodies -> "Lady I Declare"

Original Song Title:

"Maybe I'm Amazed"

Original Performer:

Paul McCartney

Parody Song Title:

"Lady I Declare"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Lady, I declare that your pastries fill me somethin fine
Lady, your eclares are tasty, creamy too
Lady, I declare that your pasties truly look devine
I love your panty line
Lady I declare that you make my sweet dreams come true

Lady I'm part Dutch, and lady I'm a Danish mut
Who has a weakness for donuts
And eats jelly filled a bit too much

Lady I'm an oaf and lady you're the raisin rum loaf
That will always fill me
Lady, wear your sexy under clothes

Lady I'm a man and Lady I'm a giant man
Who won't belittle his woman
Though she seems so tiny in his hands

Lady I work hard and Lady you're my tiny sweet heart
Who always fills me
Lady wont you be my apple tart

Lady, I declare that your pound cake's moister from behind
Lady, what we share has been baked through and through
Lady, I declare that your haunches let me rest my paunch
When my rockets launch
Lady I declare that you make my sweet dreams come true

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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CML - June 08, 2021 - Report this comment
I can definitely get behind that final stanza!!

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